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Why do not you be the dividend and that i be the divisor and each folks cut back to simplest form? "Hi, I hear you are smart at pure mathematics.....Will you replace my TeX while not asking Y?" i am like pi baby, i am very long and that i press on forever. I would like i used to be your calculus prep, as a result of then i might be onerous and you would be doing ME on your table. area  Measure you a teacher as a result of you bought me more durable than trigonometric Guy: does one like math? Girl: No. Guy: ME neither...In fact, the sole variety I care regarding is yours. By staring at you I will tell you are 36-25-36, that by the approach square measure all excellent squares. My ex-girlfriend is just like the root of -1,.... she's fanciful. I detected you prefer mathematics, thus what is the total of U+Me 1/3>((-1^1/5)/2)^1/2 merely this to understand however I feel regarding you. i>CU i am not being obtuse, you're being acute lady Why do not we tend to use some harmonic analysis on our relationship and cut back to a series of easy periodic functions.

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"Hey, baby need to Squeeze my Theorem whereas I poly your palomino?" square measure you a thirty degree angle? as a result of you are acute-y. "You should be the root of -1 as a result of you cannot be real." The Spinoza of my love for you is zero, as a result of my love for you is constant. however regarding you return to my place tonight, thus I will show you the expansion of my natural log however regarding I perform a form on your variables, and you'll analyse my performance? If I were sin and you were cosmos , along we'd be ONE! i might prefer to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables If four and four equals eight, ....then ME and you equals fate. yo girl, I detected your smart at mathematics... Cause your legs square measure continually divided. What do mathematics and my dick have in common?...They're each onerous for you're you a forty five degree angle, as a result of your excellent.

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Baby, I would like you were xi and that i was xv/3 thus I can be the world underneath your curve... am i able to plug my answer into your equation? Baby your sort of a student and that i am sort of a mathematics book, you solve all my issues. Huygens' favorite curves were colloids, however my favorite curves square measure yours. however am i able to grasp such a large amount of many digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number? the degree of a generalized cylinder has been known  for thousands of years, however you will not grasp the degree of mine till tonight. physicist cried out eureka and ran around naked and crammed with joy once he discovered that the degree of a solid may be determined by what quantity it displaces. pay longer with ME and you may do a similar. you're one well-defined operate. lady my love for you goes on just like the variety pi Hey baby i am AN engineer. I will mend your broken heart Is that AN straight line in your pocket, or square measure you simply happy to examine me?

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I might prefer to be your mathematics tutor for the night; add a bed, compute your garments, divide your legs and multiply! Why cannot love be a 1 to 1 function? Then our relationship can be ineffective. Earl Russell was a known scientist, thinker and advocate for sexual liberation. however regarding we tend to cut mathematics and philosophy category and target the remainder of Russell's life. The law of appositives says that we should always use a birth control device. I not smart at pure mathematics however you and that i along create 69!!! i'd adore to cut your angle. I will make out the root of any variety in but ten seconds. What? you do not believe me? Well, then, let's strive it together with your signaling. Meeting you is sort of a switch to polar coordinates: complicated and fanciful things square measure given a magnitude and a direction. If you do not need to travel all the approach, you'll still part derive ME. i am smart at math: add a bed, compute our garments, divide your legs, and multiply! I would like i used to be your Spinoza thus I may lie tangent to your curves Baby, let ME realize your ordinal term Hey baby, am i able to see what is underneath your radical?

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If I were AN integral, i might fill you up. I would like I were your second Spinoza thus i may fill your concavities. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you would be a ten if you were with ME. what is your sine? The sine^(-1) of you need to be pi/2 cause you are the one you have got nicer legs than AN symmetric right-angled triangle. If i used to be sin^2 letter of the alphabet and you were cos^2 letter of the alphabet along we'd be one If I move my lips [*fr] the space to yours... and so [*fry] once more... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well during this specific case i'm reaching to confute your assumption. Your name is Leslie? Look, I will spell your name on my calculator! Our love is like dividing by zero.... you can't outline it Baby let ME be your integral thus I may be the area underneath your curves Hey baby, what is your tang cox? I but 3 you..... (i &let; three you) I detected you are sin as a result of you are continually on high after we create tangent Whoops, i feel my binomials simply swollen Baby I would like I may carry on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.

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Excuse me, ma'am, however am i able to get your seven vital digits? i am warming as a result of you are stuck in my head like AN infinite loop. i will be the one over your coax AN baby, we are able to have sect! i am relativistic: the quicker i'm going, the longer I last. B equals T x N. i feel you and that i ought to study the T and N planes thorough T and N = osculating plane, which accurately means that the 'kissing' plane. At temperature, you'd still move ME. Baby if you were a half-dozen i'd need to be your (reflection regarding the coordinate axis + then reflection regarding the y-axis) -->9 Yo baby, you wish to examine ME solve a quadratic? Hey! baby am i able to cal-cu-la-tor (call you later) Baby, limo (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n. On a scale of 1-10, {you're a|you square measure a} solid e to the facility of pi i feel that antebellum butts are continually higher than cotyledon butts..you look toned I would like i used to be your secant line thus I may bit you in a minimum of 2 places! Baby sick be your asymptotic thus i will form your curves... Would you prefer to examine the exponential growth of my natural log?

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If you were a graphics calculator, i might examine your curves all day long! Baby i simply John Drew a pic of you on my tit however metropolis solo hot my screen unfrozen The approach the sunshine reflects off the angles of your head is extraordinarily enthralling. i do not grasp if you are in my vary, however i might positive prefer to take you home to my domain. I would like u were the mathematician theorem thus I will insert my flank into your legs. Since distance equals speed times time, let's let speed or time approach eternity, as a result of i need to travel all the approach with you. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen." I hope you recognize pure mathematics as a result of i need to see you and union you. You and that i would add up higher than a mathematician total. you need to be AN straight line, as a result of I simply realize myself obtaining nearer and nearer to you. you are as sweet at three.14. You fascinate ME over the basic theorem of calculus. My love for you is sort of a cotyledon function's positive differential, as a result of it is often increasing. Why do not we tend to live the constant of static friction between ME and you? In geometry 2 parallel lines ne'er bit ... let's return to my place and study some geometry. My vector encompasses a very massive magnitude.

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Would you care to normalize it? You and that i should have a similar natural frequency, as a result of we tend to resonate along. I 1-sin(theta) you The surface of my cylinder isn't a compact mathematical space. My love for you is just like the slope of a cotyledon up operate as a result of it is often increasing. am i able to plug my answer into your equation? the degree of a general cylinder was known  for thousands of years, however you won I would like I were a predicate thus I can be the object of your warmheartedness. i feel if you and that i had Hex we'd be an ideal OAT i have been secant you for an extended time rather than being the Spinoza, id abundant well be the secant thus i will bit u not one time, however double Lets have a go at it like pi; irrational and ne'er ending perhaps later we are able to think again to my place and quantify till you reach your end-point.. Baby, you are body is sort of a conic square measure you the root of 2? as a result of I feel irrational once i am around you Being with you is like change to polar coordinates: complicated and fanciful things currently have a magnitude and direction.

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Baby you need to be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms spherical ME i continually feel positive! we've been differentiating for too long, lets total it up and that integrate you and i add up higher than a mathematician total "I would like i used to be your differential as a result of then i might be touching all of your curves." Your beauty defies real and complicated analysis. Your shortness is that the solely reason we won't reach temperature. i exploit my rod of infinite length for over simply simplifying calculations... My love for you is like pi, it's endless. Let's create our slopes zero (slope of zero means that horizontal => bed) I do believe i'm your reciprocal; we'll be one after we multiply. If i am the mathematician alphabetic character operate, you need to be s=1. sort of a quantum computation, our methods square measure entangled. If I went binary, you'd be the one on behalf of me. i am trigonometric function and you are trigonometric function, wanna create sort of a tangent? You + ME = the quantity of sides in a very Mobiles strip you need to be sin square, as a result of i am cosine square and along we tend to equal one. Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers specified a true non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = 1. 

Great SMS Jokes

Pappu went to a doctor to get a solution of loose motions.
Doctor: tell me, what’s your problem?
Pappu: Suffering from unlimited free outgoing with different ringtones.


Manager: What is your qualification?
Pappu: I’m Ph.D.
Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.?
Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.


Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally dropped his wallet in a building. Since then the building is known as ‘Swiss Bank’


The best day for you in the whole year is April 1 because that’s the day that suits you best.


Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position…


Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.


Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do?
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!


New way of writing answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this:
||||||||||
and write below:
‘Scratch here for ANSWERS’


One boy on his way to home with his mom after school,
Saw a couple kissing on the road,
He suddenly shouted and said look mom,
They are fighting for CHEWING GUM.


Height of Shame.
At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says ‘Let’s have fun today!’
Girl replies: Papa it’s me!


Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom: He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom: No, No, he must pay for his mistake,
I am coming to stay with you!


Sweet Fact: If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend and if a boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any girlfriend.


Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’


On a romantic day titu’s GF asks him, ‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘Titu: from landline or mobile.


Height of Social Networking:
A girl’s Facebook status: I’m online from Toilet!
.
Her sister commented on status: come
out fast, I’m getting emergency!


Q: Why did titu take his pregnant wife tiya to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised ‘Free Delivery’


Best advice to young boys: If you want to change the nation, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!


Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life…
The wives want both!


Dog was Chasing Titu
Titu runs, but Laughing…
A Man asked why are you Laughing? Titu replied
I have put Vodafone Sim, but the Hutch network is Following…


A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said: Yes, and idiot give me 101 pages of work.


If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember,
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.


The heights of Bad Luck
A boy and cute girl met last time for their break up. Girl’s father and boy’s mother caught them. Now they are married couple…


Madam to Student: Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester, you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy: Syllabus changed mam.


English Teacher: One cute and young girl is walking on the road. Change this into a Punjabi exclamatory sentence. Sardar student: Oye, Pataka!


After a big accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes, I saw you.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk: Did you?
Second Clerk: No, but my wife saw you!


Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Dinosaur Joke
Bob: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur?
Bob: Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money!

Chicken Joke
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poultice: Because he thinks he's a chicken.
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poultice: Because we need the eggs.

Bird Joke
Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!

Doctor Joke
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!

Silly Joke
Sue: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Jake: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Sue: What good would that do, she can't read!

Sister Joke
Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!

Peace Joke
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

Mom Joke
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

Marriage Joke
Son: How much does it cost to get married?
Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries?
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, angelic, talented
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind


Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But your blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON-SENSE.


Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!


Do you remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
You put your face out,
Then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’


Height of Surprise:
‘A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he your X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear that’s me before surgery!


Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like You Should Be Kept
In Zoo, Don’t Mind… There
You Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing at You.


Grandfather to Grandson:
Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming
As You Bunked School Today.
Grandson: You Go Hide,
I Told Her You Passed Away…


Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother in Law and Your
Wife at The Same Time, Whom
Would You Save?
Santa: Of course, The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!


Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped.
1st: Oh, My God, My Girlfriend And
My Wife Are Coming Together.
2nd: Damn Mine Too…


Husband: Do You Know the Meaning
Of Wife?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Every time…
Wife: No Darling,
It Means with Idiot for Ever…


Doctor: Your Husband Needs Rest and Peace,
Here Are Some Sleeping Pills…
Wife: When Must I Give Them to Him?
Doctor: They Are for You!


Wife: I Had to Marry You To
Find Out How Stupid You Are.
Husband: You Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked You to Marry Me!